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MSNBC (Main Stream Nuisance & Bull Shit): Impevious Savior Husien Obama, CEO, COO, Charmain of the Board, and HNIC of the newly formed Government Motors, thanked members of the UAW ( Unemployed Auto Workers) for helping him fulfill his dream of Socialism for the United States. The wonderful Mr. Obama has succeeded in bringing Government ownership to yet another industry.

His Highness Obama announced that 17.5% of the new company would be given to the UAW in return for their large Socialist voting block, 10% of the worthless company would go to bondholders, with the remaining 72.5% going to the U.S. Government. The UAW reserves the right to an additional 2.5% of the company should it decide to take it, that 2.5% would be created out of thin air much like the rest of the trillions of Dollars spent by His Highness. The millions of GM stockholders will receive nothing.

When asked about the fairness of the stockholder deal, a source close to the President, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said the the President replied: I really don’t give a damn about those fat rich white men. You think they voted for me? Hell no. What the hell did they think I meant when I said I was going to “spread the wealth around”. Screw them suckers, Socialism rulz baby!

A new parody website is in trouble with diamond monopapaly DeBeers for an ad on a fake edition of the New York Times. The website, http://www.nytms-se.com/ , is dated July 4th, 2009, and contains fake aricles as well as several fake ads.

In my opinion, the site is fantastic, it took a lot of work from several people and is a hoot to read. The Debeers ad? Thats it to the left, screw you DeBeers, it’s called FREE SPEECH!

No, I’m not talking about the new Guns N Roses album, but yes, the title did get me thinking about what it might mean. As much bad press as our friend Axl Rose might get, he has written a good song or two, one that comes to mind is Civil War, just read the lyrics. Perhaps Axl was thinking of our own form of “democracy” as a ” Chinese Democracy”. Have you ever tried to use a Chinese crescent wrench? A Chinese lighter? A Chinese flashlight? If you have you soon come to realise that they are only superficial representations of what they are supposed to be. The Chinese wrench will not turn a bolt, the Chinese lighter will not make a fire and the Chinese flashlight will not light your way, at least not for very long. They are simply cheap imitations of what they were sold to you for.

Now, lets take a long hard look at our own “democracy” as it relates to last month’s election. I whole heartily agree with the majority of our population that it was time for the republicans to go. I have become literally sick of their worship of money, of their “get filthy rich no matter who it hurts or what it does to the future of the country” ways, of their lust for power at the expense of the blood of young people, of their disregard of the constitution “because I’m the President, by God! It was defiantly time to kick the republicans out of office and render them powerless.

However, because we live in a “Chinese” democracy, there was one huge problem. The only real choice to defeat the republicans was the democrats. The democratic party of today is not the democratic party of the ’70’s. The modern democratic party openly embraces socialism, abortion as a form of birth control, and is agaist the right of a person to defend themselves. I find their party platform to be totally moronic.

I feel that if a person is smart enough and works hard enough to make millions of dollars, then good for him, he shouldn’t have to hand it over to the government who will use it to support a class of lazy people. He should, however, use what he sees fit to help those less fortunate, but it should be a matter of consciousness, not government interference. I even more strongly believe in the right of a person to defend themselves, not only is this a constitutional right, but a God given right of common sense.

With all that being said, I cannot support the democratic party.

This all comes back to “Chinese democracy”. Democracy is defined as “a system of government by which political sovereignty is retained by the people and exercised directly by citizens’. If “the people” are to be in control of the government, why do I have only two choices as to who leads my country, neither of whom I approve of? The answer of course is, I live in a “Chinese democracy”, a cheap rip off of the real thing.

In the last election, I was forced to choose between continuing to see my country suffocated by the Republicans, or giving in to Socialism and losing the right to defend myself at the hand of the Democrats.

Is this Democracy? I think not, it’s Chinese Democracy.

I voted today. Early. Why? Because I am tired of the bullshit and wanted to get it over with, for me, it’s over with. I voted for Bob Barr for President.  Why? Because I don’t know a damn thing about him exept he’s not the Black Socialist running for President and he’s not the White Facist running for President. I am so tired of this damned election. I forced myself to watch the last Presidential debate. It was the same debate I saw 30 years ago, same questions, same bullshit. Nothing meaningfull came from it. Same prepared questions and same prepared answers.

Let me ask some questons, like “how do you plan on rollimg back the “patriot act” and restoring personal freedom to Americans?  Or what crimminal penalties do you plan to seek against the Wall Street Barrons that terrorised Congress into giving away our country? Or how do you plan on ending the practice of legal bribery known as “lobbying”?

None of those questions will ever be asked because they are the real problems facing America. Whoever wins the Presidency dosen’t matter, the two political party’s have become one and the same, Whoever wins, we are still screwed.

This is pretty much old news by now, but Carl Edwards and Kevin Harvick got into an ummm…….scuffle Thursday at LMS. There are several sites on the Internet that have these pictures, but most webmasters have formatted them into a fairly difficult format to follow. I decided what the hell, I have barely any traffic anyway so I’ll post them all together so they are easy to see.

Just to be perfectly honest, I took these pictures from the Orlando Sentinel and I am also using their captions because I thought they were funny as hell.

Photo 1: Harvick: “Dude, you’ve got a duck on your back. Seriously? You want to fight ME?”

Photo 2: Edwards: “I just want to talk.” Harvick: “Fool! Mind your bidness!”

Photo 3: Edwards: “I don’t want to fight, just checking your lymph nodes. People still think I’m NASCAR’s good boy, right?”

Photo 4: Edwards: “My buddy John Cena taught me this one. Next I’ll body slam you.” Harvick: “Don’t you know I’m loco?” (shoves Edwards onto the hood of his car.)

Photo 5: Edwards: “I’m still in this!” Harvick: “Yeah, OK, I’ll have Delana come finish you off.”

Note from JD: If your opponent’s sunglasses are still on his head, you lost the fight.

Repeat: I do not own these picures and if you do and object to me posting them let me know and I’ll remove them. The captions were taken from the site linked above and I thought they were just too funny to pass up.

With the state of the world today we all need a good laugh!